I’m always like:
Every single time
Since we’re a small ambulance company (50ish employees), most of us know each other’s personal vehicles and laugh our asses off at each other when it’s our day off.
50 is small?? The company I currently run with has 9. The biggest company I ever ran with had about 30.
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
The realest people don’t have a lot of friends.Tupac (via blvcknvy)
Two types of people who can’t look at you in the eyes:
Someone trying to hide a lie,
And somone trying to hide a love.