If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
I was 21 years old the first time I had sex and the first time I went to Waffle House. They were two completely separate incidents, but they’re linked in my mind because each was a catalyst into adulthood in its own way: After losing my virginity, I could feel any notion of heterosexuality fluttering away, and obviously there’s no going back to those halcyon days of childhood once you realize you can eat a $5 breakfast literally whenever you want, 24/7, 365 days a year. Truly, the biggest difference between losing my virginity and going to Waffle House for the first time was the soundtrack.“Playlist: Songs I Heard At Waffle House" -Autostraddle (via thenoodlesoupwetaketowork)
Things just went wrong too many timesSuicide note of Tony Hancock (via commongrnd)
When you cannot joke about the darkness of life, that’s when the darkness takes over.Amanda Palmer (via jonnoxvxrevanche)