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When a patient says they don’t have any medical history but takes albuterol, metoprolol, plavix, and insulin

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scottish:

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If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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I was 21 years old the first time I had sex and the first time I went to Waffle House. They were two completely separate incidents, but they’re linked in my mind because each was a catalyst into adulthood in its own way: After losing my virginity, I could feel any notion of heterosexuality fluttering away, and obviously there’s no going back to those halcyon days of childhood once you realize you can eat a $5 breakfast literally whenever you want, 24/7, 365 days a year. Truly, the biggest difference between losing my virginity and going to Waffle House for the first time was the soundtrack.

Playlist: Songs I Heard At Waffle House" -Autostraddle (via thenoodlesoupwetaketowork)
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Things just went wrong too many times

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When you cannot joke about the darkness of life, that’s when the darkness takes over.

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